One sugar or two?

the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.

this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.

therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:

- being a cow

- being an almond

- being a woman

- being a coconut

- being in the omegaverse

- being an oat

(list is exemplary and not finite)

Kelly Kilpatrick thinks I'm gay and you're my secret wife, so we have to spend the weekend pretending to be lesbian lovers so I can get that Carol Burnett jumpsuit. What?

(olivia girl. the way you are clutching her hand............ girl)

but of course that isn't the only thing i have!! there's plenty more-- there's even a few things i'm leaving out for various reasons lol. but. lets get into it!! um. (lets pray for me not to hit image limit lol.)

(Bette on Olivia, talking about It's Love I'm After, in... one of her autobios idr which whoops)

(from Olivia de Havilland Lady Triumphant and Olivia de Havilland and the Golden Age of Hollywood)

(and, Olivia on Bette while presenting an award to her for AFI I believe)

but really. one thing abt bette and olivia is that they sure could take a gayass photo together. lol.