They tried it

this is somehow already a classic short video

This looks like it was shot in 2019 and 2006 all at once

I’m still on tumblr because I want to see if we’ll ever drop the bar lower than thinking we could have infinite chocolate, if you ate it in a certain way

awkwardly in an elevator with 8 strangers strangers: me: strangers: me: strangers: me: i bet you’re wondering why i’ve gathered you all here today, hello

the only true chad to ever exist is the guy from type o negative

of all the things to highlight about this building the lack of nails is not the thing I would have expected 

fuck my life bro i just stuttered in front of a milf

The Good Place really went with making their new Point ‘there is no ethical consumption under capitalism’ and I respect that

An alarm clock except the alarm is set to every time

we touch

i get

this feeling