I love all the 'rocky cares for grace' h/c but I crave more of the opposite too-
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I love all the 'rocky cares for grace' h/c but I crave more of the opposite too-

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I got bored
Low res versions under the cut bc I find some kind of charm in them
Spot the freakin difference
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Oh. My god skowkwbegedijdbrjr
Now imagine if Longarms planet also has some kind of prehistoric human-like creatures that went extinct >:0
Shockwave looking at Longarm: .......man...is that what dinosaurs could've looked like...
Longarm looking at Shockwave: oh wow....we've been doing those museum reconstructions all wrong......
I love this.
In part because the reverse kinda actually happened with ancient human archeology once.
Back in the early 1900’s, a paleontologist digging around the Mediterranean kept finding the remains of Sicilian Dwarf elephants.
As seen below ⬇️
Well the dude looked at that, looked at Greek myths of cyclops, and pushed massively that the mythical one eyed giants must have been inspired by Mycenaeans/Ancient Greeks/ancient Sicilians finding these skulls, looking at the nose holes and going “My word! A giant eye socket!”
Creating the common urban legend today that cyclops were based on elephant skulls, where the nose hole was mistaken for an eye hole.
(That paleontologist then got put on blast by multiple professors of various fields of study afterwards. Including his own.)
(Reasons for why he was wrong ranged from long essays about the lack of supporting historical evidence, the prevalence of one eyed monsters across the globe without dwarf elephants, the actual birth defect known as Cyclopia, as well as a healthy dose of “ancient Mediterraneans knew wtf an elephant was Abel.”)
In conclusion: Yeah there’s probably MASSIVELY petty arguments between different Trappist paleontologists over what the “head holes” of their fossil specimens were for.
What makes this even better is that if Longarm brought home his humans it wouldn’t even resolve the argument but make it 1000x times worse.
Big Nose Theory Trappist: “NO. NO THOSE ARE ALIENS SO IT DOESN’T COUNT.”
Anti-Big Nose Theory Trappist: “YES IT DOES.”
AHAHHWHAHAHWHWH
Pro-nose and anti-nose are cancelling each other on Trappist twitter oh no.
And then there’s also some of them that are like ….hold on….were those mammals POSSIBLY not BALD??? All the reconstructions have them bald!
And that bullshit has no end because on one hand they definitely can use humans to understand their ancient mammals but on the other, those mammals were NOT humans, they were vaguely human-shaped!
Still, Trappian kids love Ancient Mammals the same way human kids love dinosaurs so if Shockwave and Blurr end up on Trappist then they’re instantly very famous and LOTS of tiny lobster-lizard-kids want to look at them:D Because those aren’t just dinosaurs Ancient Mammals! Those are ALIEN ANCIENT MAMMALS! OMG
Anyway here’s a Trappian child with a plate of dino nuggets Mammal fish sticks
I’m not immune to Ortiz!Rocky

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Grace is a teacher. He knew about all the memes and he enjoyed making jokes and being funny. I can only imagine that when he sent the beatles back he had a video labeled watch first and it's just a Rick roll and then they move to the video labeled watch second and he starts talking and they're like ok finally information and then he's like we saved the planet celebration time and they just hear never gonna give you up playing in the background while he's explaining about taumeoba. The first one was all him, the second however was rockys doing. Stratt is by far the most amused by this everyone else is questioning why they sent grace on this mission.
Rocky new at ball
Amazing memes i have yet to see in PHM or bloodymary fandoms
A eridian doing the blind professor "WAIT YOU CANT SEE" and diving for the light switch
The "fuck" leading to covering the ears before throttling the person who taught them. Specifically in regards to the translator dictionary
He's not immune to jumpscares 😔
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Baby eridians, for a good portion of their lives, are soft-shelled, as Erid likes to call it. It takes a few molts (more than a few, but for abbreviation's sake) for their shells to entirely harden, absorbing minerals from around them and through their food to develop the shell on their exterior. If you need a comparison, consider how human bones fuse and we become less flexible as we get older.
But for a few years (cough, decades, cough), a baby pebble is about as hard as a soft-shelled turtle—or a normal turtle, if they're a bit older. Disadvantages aside, there is an advantage to being able to see your offspring's internal functions. And until their vocal bladders form and they're capable of making multiple complex sounds, being able to see what is hurting is absolutely helpful.
It's a universal experience among parents to lament the day they can no longer hear their pebbles' heartbeats.
That is to say, Rocky knows Grace is an adult, okay? He isn't someone who anthropomorphizes, and he isn't going to start now. Statement.
But when he first heard Grace in all his squishy glory— heart pumping away, lungs filling and deflating, organs digesting food— his brain went full baby-fever mode. Frankly, he was white-knuckling the urge to find the nearest hypothetical cave, bundle him up into a proper nest, and wait for his skin to absorb the surrounding minerals and start hardening properly.
But because Rocky is sensible and proper and not going to infantilize his best friend (he swears to God, stupid fucking instincts, shut the fuck up!!), he won't.
But sometimes the urge to squish his best friend is overwhelming. He just pinches at him through the permeable mesh of his ball. And Grace will screw up his face (so soft) and go what’s up bud? I piss you off or something? (He learns what bruises are and sulks for half a day afterward.)
All of that aside, once again, Rocky has gotten used to Grace's heartbeat, his clumsiness, and his one-tone voice. That's his best friend, and he's smart and just as capable as any other adult. He is also the cutest fucking thing to Eridian hearing. Is he also disconcertingly alien, definitely— His size, the limbs, the head protrusion (and other protrusions), the leakiness detracted maybe. But his cluster-sibling once cooed at and brought home a pet sulphur slug because, oh my spirits, hear his squishy respiratory system and you tell me that's not the cutest thing on the planet! It blurbles, Rocky! It fucking blurbles!
So, as Erid draws closer and Rocky/Grace become more excited and stressed. (The food has yet to run out, and as good as Erid is, they need substantial help from the human side to figure out how to make proper human nutrition. And finding the right informational packs in all of human knowledge is a very big undertaking.)
Rocky dreads the ever-looming talk he’ll need to have with Grace about the fact that Erid may, in fact, possibly find him very, very adorable. And that this might hamper communication for a second while he explains no, that is not a tall baby and no you cannot squish it.
Grockdrian cuddle compilation
When you're an aeronautics engineer and you have to instruct a middle school teacher on how to build Ikea furniture.
they got a lotta time to kill on that ship... i think they were goofin a lot :)
[pls rb!]

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Little Graces :D
+ little Simon and rocky :)
you know that one gumball audio ppl were using for a while for the opposite intended effect