you guys wanna hear a dream I had about my cat?

second base is preserving your organs and mounting your head on my wall. third base is sex of course

i will not lie, friends in my phone, i have been imagining affection from time to time

Scientific fraud is the most baffling thing ever to me like do they think they're just going to make a huge breakthrough and no one will notice that it's fake by trying to replicate their results

He killed himself right in front of them too.

all tumbrlinas come from a common ancestor

the dad kept buying it tho. #ally

this is how antivaxxers argue lmao

knew a guy in college who'd open up his academics page and masturbate furiously to his pristine 4.0 gpa. is what he told me, at any rate. after he started getting big money internships he'd also jack off to the salary offers; i'm sure wherever he is now he's doing the same w his annual bonus or stock options or whatever. hate to say it but i think he has life more or less figured out

sometimes i forget most people don't know that birdhouse shapes aren't just for shits and giggles and that birds actively prefer and even need specific shapes to nest in

So which ones need the Frank Lloyd Wright ass houses?

the ones that make 240,000$ a year by making other birds work in their warehouse for 5 sunflower seeds an hour