Siberian Clown Realness

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat

i’m like a clown that no one hired or pays

You guys ever see a DNI that makes you break out into laughter and almost cry

Space cowboys were a big thing in the 90s. Not so much anymore

There's still time to make Space Cowgirls a thing in the 2020s... never give up...!

this pride month we’re all going to be radically pro transgender. or else.

hey so this means radically pro ALL transgender. don’t put limitations on this. all trans people are radically accepted here.

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

The cat is so stoked to be there??? What a little star. 💜

"You are not part of the itinerary Jonathan"

The entirety of the Apollo 11 mission took up less computer storage and computation space than a single instance of Microsoft Outlook running in the background.

this is among the worst possible PR for microsoft. outlook is so shit that it fucked with the billion dollar space computer

for april fools we're sending humans to the moon sayonara you weeaboo shits

Okayokayokayokaybut "My hand will wear out but the inscription will remain" is kind of a power line BEFORE you factor in that it is, in fact, over a thousand years old.