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@ilia-suggestions
Do you prefer your steak rare, medium rare, medium, or… well done?
Oh please. I don't eat. That's beneath me.
… you do you my friend
You're a lake, Ilia and not even a particularly big one. Water evaporates when struck by lightning.
do you have any idea how much lightning it would take to evaporate me
feel free to collapse of exhaustion
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ilia’s mod here: i have like forty hours in subnautica 2 already and i got it like mid-June please HEEEELLLLPPPPPP
Do you prefer your steak rare, medium rare, medium, or… well done?
Oh please. I don't eat. That's beneath me.
… you do you my friend
Oh hey it's 4/20
you are in my nightmare blunt rotation
I don't want to be in anything of yours unless it's in your former walls laughing over the mass grave of your former denizens
we're all on here you know you asshole
Wow. They really give just anyone a Tumblr account, huh. Aren't you all dead? Shall I report you for impersonation?
Aren’t you trapped in a knife? Not really like there’s much of a difference there :P
I officially declare kittens as my new enemies.
I am besieged. No matter where I stray in this site, those feline furballs manage to find me all the same. I am fervently convinced that the critters are doing it on purpose to bore me out of my mind. If you are their leader and you are reading this, rest assured that I will find you.
but they’re cuuuute :3
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So, I did a thing.
being the change i want to see on the quiz website
I got Tess!!! Yippeee!!!
Yeesh no need to call me out
be as annoying as possible to thwart your enemies
and your friends apparently
Ilia what do you think about snails
this feels vaguely threatening
Oh right tumblr exists. Time to go stalk Tynan’s blog
Figured out how the hunger games sim thing works, saw someone doing aurora so i decided to do it too :)) moments i screenshotted under the cut
… I am calm I am CALM
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*biting your knife*
WHAT IS YOUR FUCKING PROBLE.Wait wait keep doing that maybe if it breaks I'll get out. Or you'll break your teeth on the metal. Bound to be a good time for me either way, really.
It tastes like static electricity. Nice zing to it! The metal looks fine so far. Additional bites could yield more results, but I should scamper before Tahraim discovers I'm in his forge.
You're all insane I hate it here
I was unaware The Storm of Terror was terrorized by people speaking their opinions. It is nice to have a god fear me, though.
"terrorized" oh PLEASE. I hold nothing but contempt and disgusting for you little grains of sand. You may have forgotten, may think yourself safe, but a storm still lurks on the horizon, little mortals...
I'm putting you in the dishwasher again
I did not know mortals ate knives. Guess I should put that on the catering order if the Divine Blade and his friends come to visit.
Why are you putting the knife *inside* your dishwasher? That can’t be healthy for them. Don’t knives kill mortals? I would imagine this also extends to people whose job it is to wash dishes. Unless by inside, you mean feeding it to your dishwasher, in which case I assume it’d make for a nice snack.
my niche version of "he would not fucking say that" is "he would not fucking carry that baby to term" for mpreg headcanons. sometimes there is power in recognizing that a fictional man WOULD get a mabortion
this is either Vash or Zuurith
Doing a rematch for the hunger games simulator since I ragequit and closed the tab when Dainix died, and also since a lot of those aurora god blogs liked it (like holy shit I didn’t think that post would get so much attention from them whattt)
I’ll come back once it’s done to show the winner and some highlights!!
Hm, I found the simulator you were using. This should be interesting…
oh whoops I forgot to adjust pronouns
And Caliban wins!
some highlights, with Ilia’s comments:
owie
Is that even possible?
how’s that one feel (i died to a hatchet too, got one from a sponsor)
weirdest hunting party I’ve ever seen
the only death that day btw
and placements!
Doing a rematch for the hunger games simulator since I ragequit and closed the tab when Dainix died, and also since a lot of those aurora god blogs liked it (like holy shit I didn’t think that post would get so much attention from them whattt)
I’ll come back once it’s done to show the winner and some highlights!!
Hm, I found the simulator you were using. This should be interesting…
oh whoops I forgot to adjust pronouns
And Caliban wins!
Doing a rematch for the hunger games simulator since I ragequit and closed the tab when Dainix died, and also since a lot of those aurora god blogs liked it (like holy shit I didn’t think that post would get so much attention from them whattt)
I’ll come back once it’s done to show the winner and some highlights!!
Hm, I found the simulator you were using. This should be interesting…
oh whoops I forgot to adjust pronouns
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Doing a rematch for the hunger games simulator since I ragequit and closed the tab when Dainix died, and also since a lot of those aurora god blogs liked it (like holy shit I didn’t think that post would get so much attention from them whattt)
I’ll come back once it’s done to show the winner and some highlights!!
Hm, I found the simulator you were using. This should be interesting…
Doing a rematch for the hunger games simulator since I ragequit and closed the tab when Dainix died, and also since a lot of those aurora god blogs liked it (like holy shit I didn’t think that post would get so much attention from them whattt)
I’ll come back once it’s done to show the winner and some highlights!!
It’s done! Valia won!!
Unfortunately there weren’t many things that would be good highlights for this round but tynan lost a fight like twice and I thought that was kinda funny
And placements, for fun!
Tynan lost twice? Suck it.
… Caliban told me to say that, I don’t know what that means.
