Death Is Life After Dark

can't wait for the podcast to be like phil did this stupid thing yesterday and we're hate watching this show rn and here's the pretentious music dan's been listening to and oh btw here's something from the past that was super gay oops our bad

not that i'm surprised at all but i can't stop thinking about how one of the reasons they didn't want to tell the world about their relationship was in case it ended. and now that's just not a possibility to them anymore because they collectively decided there's no one else out there who could match either of them this well, so why would they ever break up. they've just decided everything will be fine forever and i do genuinely believe they're right but also what a crazy thing to say

Tattoos, Hot Tubs, and Alcohol? Dan and Phil opened an Infection Shop

one thing i love about dan is no matter how many bizarre children he adopts or births with phil (dil, the announcement moose, the pheal, the phan dragon, norman, us) he refuses to claim any responsibility for the pig. that is phil’s bastard affair baby and he wants nothing to do with it

About once a week I remember the story of Phil opening the door to a delivery man, thinking he looks familiar, and asking why that’s so. And the delivery man replies that it’s probably from the porn he does. It plays in my head like a record. I love it.

i fear dnp 2.0 started NOT with the first dapg video post-tit, but rather SOONER with the first post-tit IG post. they fully posted that wolfboy phil picture knowing that it highly looks like they were about to get it on freaky deaky style. that is some actual 2009 phan shit. I’m shaking, quivering, vomiting.