asexual disaster

dudes online used to spend 72 hours on photoshop uninterrupted editing people’s faces to look scary and we called the finished product some shit like jeff the killer and put him in spirit halloween and on wikipedia These days you open tumblr and top of dash is a 42 note edit of jerma’s face so fucked up looking that it could’ve been used to texture a corpse in a y2k valve game and you get a little nauseous and otherwise just keep scrolling. and this is known as “a tuesday

The arm in that last one is sending me

not to sound like a crazy sjw but parents putting little girls in frilly dresses/lavish clothes and telling them not to run, climb, play in dirt, etc lest they ruin their outfits or somebody look up their skirts is one of the most direct ways we as a society teach girls that they are only ornamental and cut their childhoods short

can't wait to say "during pride month?" at every minor inconvenience all of next month

Happy Pride Month to family disappointments, dagger enthusiasts, women's wrongs, people who want to run away into the woods, queers who like beers, lesbians with swords, short kings, girlfriends who look like boyfriends, demi queens, and Ash.

Happy Pride Month to family disappointments, dagger enthusiasts, women's wrongs, people who want to run away into the woods, queers who like beers, lesbians with swords, short kings, girlfriends who look like boyfriends, long-lost lovers, troth-plight knights, genderqueer archers, trans people who named themselves after food, The Strap, and Ash.

who fucking litters. why do i ever see litter. who thinks that’s okay. who. who NEEDS to throw their fast food bag out the fucking window instead of waiting until they get somewhere with a trashcan. what kinda clown behavior. get fucked.

Fingering the seeds out of this jalapeño was so erotic i need to go beat off