Me: Zheng He is such a boss. He led his epic Chinese fleet to VICTORY!
(Sasank is a student at my school)
(Jonathan is a friend of mine)
Jonathan: How do you not know who Zheng He is? His son was freaking Abraham Washington.
Sasank: Who's Abraham Washington?
Jonathan: What?! He INVENTED America! He was THE First King of America!
Jonathan: Abraham Washington, the son of Zheng He, defeated both the Nazis and the Japanese at the battle of San Juan Hill. After his victory, Abraham Washington invented America.
Sasank: Wait no, George Washington was the first king of America.
Jonathan: Who do you think George Washington descended from?!
Jonathan: Yes! Even ask Yudi!
Sasank: Yudi, who's Abraham Washinton?
(Yudi was a cool Senior at our school)
Yudi: What? What are you talking about... how do you not know who Abraham Washington is? He was the first King of America!
Sasank: Screw you people, I'm asking Mr. Martocci (Our World History Teacher)
(Sasank walks to Mr. Martocci's room while we follow him)
Sasank: I have a question for you, it's about United States History.
Sasank: Who is Abraham Washington?
Mr. Martocci: Why he was the first King of America Sasank!
Sasank: No way, am I dreaming?
Mr. Martocci: Are you okay Sasank? I think you need to sit down.
Sasank: No, it's quite alright. I understand now, Abraham Washington is a real!
Mr. Martocci: Very good Sasank. You're going to be prepared for AP United States History next year!
Sasank: Thank you Mr. Martocci, for clearing things up!
(Sasank smiles and leaves, forever thinking that Abraham Washington is a real person)