#sasank

Me: Zheng He is such a boss. He led his epic Chinese fleet to VICTORY!

(Sasank is a student at my school)

Sasank: Who's Zheng He?

(Jonathan is a friend of mine)

Jonathan: How do you not know who Zheng He is? His son was freaking Abraham Washington.

Sasank: Who's Abraham Washington?

Jonathan: What?! He INVENTED America! He was THE First King of America!

Sasank: What? No?

Jonathan: Abraham Washington, the son of Zheng He, defeated both the Nazis and the Japanese at the battle of San Juan Hill. After his victory, Abraham Washington invented America.

Sasank: Wait no, George Washington was the first king of America.

Jonathan: Who do you think George Washington descended from?!

Sasank: Really?

Jonathan: Yes! Even ask Yudi!

Sasank: Yudi, who's Abraham Washinton?

(Yudi was a cool Senior at our school)

Yudi: What? What are you talking about... how do you not know who Abraham Washington is? He was the first King of America!

Sasank: What?! Really?

Yudi: Yes!

Sasank: Screw you people, I'm asking Mr. Martocci (Our World History Teacher)

(Sasank walks to Mr. Martocci's room while we follow him)

Sasank: Mr. Martocci?

Mr. Martocci: Yes?

Sasank: I have a question for you, it's about United States History.

Mr. Martocci: Yes?

Sasank: Who is Abraham Washington?

Mr. Martocci: Why he was the first King of America Sasank!

Sasank: No way, am I dreaming?

Mr. Martocci: Are you okay Sasank? I think you need to sit down.

Sasank: No, it's quite alright. I understand now, Abraham Washington is a real!

Mr. Martocci: Very good Sasank. You're going to be prepared for AP United States History next year!

Sasank: Thank you Mr. Martocci, for clearing things up!