♥Over my shoulder, running away...♥

breaking: twitter accidentally first tech megacorp to introduce actual digital wellness features

beef estrogenoff. is that anything

what is art about? blood. what is love about? blood. what is hate about? blood. what is sex about? blood. what is history about? blood. what am i about? blood. what is blood about? idk ask a biologist i guess

hi, biologist here! blood is about gay sex

i love men that dress like women and women that dress like men and women that dress like women and men that dress like men and nonbinary people that dress like sorcerers.

hating tiktok is not a "back in my day" type thing. tiktok is objectively affecting other social media platforms in detrimental ways. ux elements are being stripped and everything has to have a fucking short video clips function. it's rampant homogenization and it's a problem

I prefer teen content creators and tiktokkers to the constant observation by professionals

[image description: a portrait photo of Palpatine from Star Wars next to a portrait photo of comedian Colin Mochrie followed by a screenshot of the tag ‘It’s your friend Palpatine & your pal friendpatine’. End description]

this post is dedicated to my mutuals who are still my mutuals despite the horrors

Massive L to our ancestors for not domesticating the Bear for the ultimate friend

i sympathize with the post on the one hand but also ‘man we shoulda domesticated bears’ has the same energy as a divorced dad being like ‘i should have married that girl from high school’ when the girl in question was never ever interested and also turned out to be a lesbian frontwoman for an obscure but respected ska revival band

posts like these are why I can’t leave tumblr and have ultimately stopped trying