betches hating other betches, i hate it.

Being gay at ur parents house is like I’m not gay but I am but like it’s subtext

Why do the Mormons who walk around handing out flyers at my college have the fattest asses??

You’re not going to heaven.

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my gif making skills were horrible back in the day but the content was always on point

If you can’t make 0 note posts about things nobody else cares about with pride then where is the commitment to your authentic self

a couple of people have expressed concern about tubby breaking her dishes, so i just want to note that sometimes when the cups are misaligned in their tray they wobble a little and make a tiny clinking sound. when this happens instead of eating directly out of her dish, tubby will use her paw to bring the food to her mouth in order to prevent any unseemly noises.

Your cat is a very prim cat.

not to be dramatic but I’d die for tubby