homophobe

remember 2013 when you could just say something like "pornhub is just How It's Made for babies" and everyone would be like "hoLY COW ARE YOU ON drUGS xD THE NIGHTBLOGGERS ARE HERE" *122 supernatural gifs* *30 links to a scam website* *random selfies of people reacting to the post*

like if a drink is gonna taste bad, then I want it to at least Fuck Me Up, and if a drink isn’t gonna fuck me up, then i want it to taste real nice. but you can’t have a drink that both fails to fuck you up, AND fails to taste good. that’s cheating. and that’s beer.

I’d say it’s “Here is this young woman’s love interest” *clearly played by a 65 year old actor*

you ever get a bus driver who drives like they’re running from god

love them bc I get to where I need to lol

As the french say............ Celebi.

why is sharing clothes so intimate like.. bro…. are you cold… here…. borrow my sweatshirt… it smells like the brand of washing powder i use…. a little glimpse into the oddly private domesticity of my own life bro…. its still warm from where i knotted it around my waist (i dont feel the cold)… here bro… take it…