Untitled thoughts in my head

Why is it the farther away we go, the closer we become?

Half of me wants to be able to afford all name brand everything and traveling of private jets like a gold digger and the other half of me wants to sell everything I own, buy a conversion bus and travel the country with my cats

Damn you dream world for feeling so real!

One of the most humbling things I've come to realize lately is that our parents are still growing up too. They make mistakes and they have no idea what they are doing. Their advice isnt always the best but they try everyday so we don't give up. Once you realize your parents are human too. You stop blaming them for all your problems and you finally start focusing on how to fix them.

I guess some times people just leave and you don't know why.

A good cologne can bring out the hoe in any woman

I was born with an overwhelming need to give affection but relentless fear to accept it

This Florida water crisis is a great reminder why voting for the right person is very important

Uber driver? Oh you mean late night therapists?

Having sex in the shower when you're married is basically just 2-5 minutes of you trying to keep your head from hitting the wall while he tries to ignore the hair balls stuck in your buttcrack 🤣

I'm pretty sure I only have biceps from petting my cats...