Thoughts of a Dying Atheist

you can see the impending inability to be satisfied in his eyes. hes smiling rn but not for long.

u can tell he’s dumb as hell, but also good natured. would bring an expired coupon to the register, but not fight you about it

self explanatory. look at her hair.

self-explanatory -basic baby boomer. always ready to fight, angry before she even gets in the store. tips one dollar. 

a well known causer of chaos. can’t control his emotions. does the sort of stuff you wind up using in “back when i was a waitress” stories that you’ll tell for the rest of your life. definitely the kind of customer that makes a mess in the bathroom. personality: an interesting mixture of the dumb fish and…

this fish who regularly causes riots. 

automobile

changing coolant

changing oil

changing tire

jumping a car

plumbing

toilet running

basement flooding

replace a faucet

clogged drain

electrical

replacing light switches

blew a fuse

installing overhead light

earth vs. neutral vs. live wires

home

patching drywall

finding studs