I Have Avengers Bed Sheets and Fanfics

Everyone keep close watch on the capsule to see if a second Shatner wearing heavy eyeliner comes out on a time delay

i gotta say, there's something about william "there is no way captain kirk is bisexual" shatner going to space in a rocket shaped like a massive penis that feels almost poetic

Passed a clinic today whose slogan said  “Healthcare When You Want It.” But…what’s the alternative? Healthcare when I…don’t want it?

doctor busting through my window at 3am: TIME FOR A CHECKUP, BITCH

i told you to never show your face in these parts again.

people in 1979: should dracula be cute or fucked up lookin? let the polls begin

They’re boyfriends

I completely missed the joke about him being the Rock, I just thought Medusa wouldn’t be able to turn him to stone because he’s too pure and good

Had the opportunity and fucking owned it

Imagine your niche skill is ‘my body moves in eldritch and unfathomably terrible ways’ and finding a way to make a successful career out of it

❤️❤️❤️

@scullytheannihilator wtf awwwweee

I saw this and nearly cried. The baby fever is real, dude 😍

THIS GOT ME BROKE YALL

the digimon movie is really good