BPAL Reviews, a Motivational Diary

OH MY GOODNESS HE EVEN DID THE HAND THING

YOU NEED THIS ON YOUR DASH

Bye mom

The ice palace was an extension of Elsa, it reacted to her emotions very noticeably throughout the film. So when Anna knocks on this door it simply reacts to Elsa’s unconscious feelings. So of course it opened to Anna’s knock. Because that was all Elsa wanted to do for 13 years.

Love is an open door.

that is not a dog that is the continent of australia

clifford went through a goth phase

CLIFFORD WENT THROUGH A GOTH PHASE

omfg I was walking home from the bus stop and I saw this elderly couple where this woman was pushing her husband in a wheelchair and I was like “aw that’s cute” but as I got closer to them I heard them talking and she was like “you’re a huge asshole, tom” and he was like “JUST PUSH ME INTO A DITCH”

aww such a cute plot twist

where do bobby pins even go

The same place that socks go

#turner classic movies more like CLASSIC TURNER MOVIES#is this the greatest wedding in film? yes. absolutely. how can you even question it#undisputed champion of action comedy adventure romcom climax scenes#three distinct crews battling each other simultaneously while circling a colossal whirlpool#that is also an ancient goddess finally freed of the limitations forced on her by man#AND BARBOSSA DOES THE WEDDING SERVICE

#Also Will thinks she wants Barbossa #and it’s such a Legolas face #I’M pSSING

Jack is hardcore as fuck

scare me like one of your french girls

For money money, the most interesting thing about this confrontation is how completely it inverts the final scenes of a typical Disney film. In most cases, the hero is physically and/or supernaturally outmatched, and triumphs through determination and ingenuity; here, the villain spends the the whole fight running scared, while the protagonist casually no-sells everything that’s thrown at him. And there’s no ironic Disney Death keeping the protagonist’s hands clean, either. Jack just straight-up murders Oogie with malice aforethought while Oogie is running away - and by having Santa Claus himself strike the final blow, the film legitimises Jack’s killing of Oogie as the morally correct course of action.

You don’t fuck around with the motherfucking pumpkin king