lonley

ted cruz is literally an alien making up human idioms and hoping they work im so stressed

I looked this up because I didn’t believe but he actually…….did say this

this is tight

omg i swear i reblog this every week

i wanna lose some of my belly fat so i can get abs 

we dem boys

I can’t

@femmelillies

is dem mongooses?

concept: Donald Trump is sacrificed to the gods. in return, they save the bees, the refugees, and trans kids from any and all harm. gun violence no longer exists. Democrats control congress again. all the shelter animals get a permanent home. the minimum wage is a living wage. my girlfriend and i rescue a cat for christmas. Bernie Sanders is president. 

@spaced-out-somewhere

Wasn’t the world supposed to end in 2012??? That was a good plan who fucked that up

“My boyfriend/girlfriend won’t let me” Excuse me What was that? LET ? YOU ¿  How lovely congratulations on your 3rd parental guardian”

Hmm

wizard teenagers breaking up with each other overdramatically via howler

‘There’s no need to call me ‘Sir’, Professor’ is hands down the most savage thing Harry has ever said or done 

Like I honestly don’t think JKR gave it the reaction it deserved. Ron would be cheering and high fiving everybody. Dean and Seamus would be hugging and crying. Neville would be screaming