Rest In Peace Space Princess

when you got banned from all social media for harassing women so you got no place to vent except Microsoft Word and a printer

The cringe is so real

Customers who get angry when I read them their total cost are so compelling to me. Take charge of your narrative, Janice. Be the hero of your own story. You are the one who is purchasing $113.67 worth of adult zen coloring books, Janice. It’s not me you hate, Janice. It’s not me.

every gamer’s reaction upon finding a blood-covered room: well that’s not good

I am pretty sure that is not exclusive just to gamers.

hey guys can i make a nsfw post?

I don’t get go work for another three hours. Can it wait

big sex fuck

I just got fired for being horny in the coal mine. Thanks a lot.

Love the chaos

Revolving door: my anxiety and racing thoughts Guy with mop hiding in the corner trying his best to clean up the mess: me

Who hurt you

destroy the idea that sex work is “easy money” :-)

Since the B in LGBT stands for “bisexual”, doesn’t that imply that there are only two genders?

if I’m bilingual doesn’t that imply that there are only two languages 

me: *banging pots and pans together* NO!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!

I forgot what this post was about but mood