Rest In Peace Space Princess

when you got banned from all social media for harassing women so you got no place to vent except Microsoft Word and a printer

The cringe is so real

Customers who get angry when I read them their total cost are so compelling to me. Take charge of your narrative, Janice. Be the hero of your own story. You are the one who is purchasing $113.67 worth of adult zen coloring books, Janice. It’s not me you hate, Janice. It’s not me.

every gamer’s reaction upon finding a blood-covered room: well that’s not good

I am pretty sure that is not exclusive just to gamers.

hey guys can i make a nsfw post?

I don’t get go work for another three hours. Can it wait

big sex fuck

I just got fired for being horny in the coal mine. Thanks a lot.

Who hurt you

destroy the idea that sex work is “easy money” :-)

Since the B in LGBT stands for “bisexual”, doesn’t that imply that there are only two genders?

if I’m bilingual doesn’t that imply that there are only two languages 

me: *banging pots and pans together* NO!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!

I forgot what this post was about but mood

we’ve explored more of space than the ocean….

Are there any links to this like ????

It’s bloody and has numerous wounds. It is believed that It got into a fight with something bigger

i do not like the words “something bigger” in this context