bio degradable

it’s like i want to come here to see how dean and cas are doing. like they live here on this website and not on netflix or in my dvds or whatever. they are alive here. do you know what i mean?

shoutout to boring queer people who don’t do shit. just go to work or school and then come home to watch shows. while gay

it’s chekhovs gun because after you use it you can chekh it ov of your to do list

people love to complain about sex scenes in tv shows and violence in movies when the real danger is scenes that make you feel second hand embarrassment.

[guy who doesnt watch shows voice] yeah ive been meaning to watch that show

let’s talk about how they made it impossible to function without a phone and digitalised everything and then turned around and went “actually! these phone things aren’t safe for kids but it’s magically ok once you’re eighteen. guess you’ll have to have your life dictated by your parents now lol cause we’re gonna take the devices away from you. IT’S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD WHY ARE YOU COMPLAINING”

ok my apologies. take away my ability to buy anything too ig because these fuckass stores don’t accept cash anymore. take away my ability to communicate with people outside my house and school because I can’t text and I can’t email and I cant drive to them either and I can’t even fucking get public transport without a phone either. can’t order at a fucking restaurant without being asked to get a membership and install an app and also very sorry but you can only order through our online menu now! have you ever considered that it’s not just about instagram?

Im glad they made up romance for stories and music but can you imagine how scary it would be to deal with all that for real

cats cant drive cars but if they could youd see some airplane ears in traffic, thats all im sayin!

i noticed my horrible patterns! i think the process stops there

sometimes…….things that are fanon………are worse

*walks into an antique store* i’d like to see your most evil items, please

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit