I got your six

(unfamiliar with Sir Mix-a-lot) I am pleased to hear your baby returned safely

All all all

This stupid exchange between friends has become a cultural icon.

This text thread brought us into a new age

I'm going to *remembers suicide is often not a desire for death itself but rather an attempt to radically change one's life because the current state of being has become unbearable but the person can't think of any way to change it other than death* kill myself

“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?

hey. good luck with everything, okay? [cutting the rope connecting your boat to the dock] just good luck. [starts pushing your boat further towards the stream] just have a good luck out there

[not noticing I'm drifting out to sea] Meow meow meow meow! Meow meow meow~

good luck! good luck!

slowing intuiting the rules and goals of solitaire through trial and error on what the computer does and does not let me do rather than looking up the rules because it's a much funnier way to learn

just learned you can move cards between stacks. how lovely

I feel like it's important for the uninitiated to know that OP is playing solitaire on neopets