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i have this deadly sickness called remembering

"i ate too many cookies" is truly an ageless problem. an unlearnable lesson.

partially-managed mental illness is so fucking funny i'll be sitting around doing my job and suddenly think "wow i hate myself" and immediately get confused because, like, that's not TRUE! i love myself so much. who are you to talk to me like that

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

I don't understand how this is even a defence in the age of drone warfare.

Or even like... Cannon warfare.

Yeah, the Ottomans could have taken this in the fourteenth century.

a thing about me is i basically never notice a wig or other kind of hairpiece in tv/movies. it has to be party city territory for me to even twig it. people will complain about characters' wigs looking bad and i will nod along but there is like a 90% chance i did not notice for a second while watching. i consider this mostly a blessing.

such insolence... guards? seize her! ...no. stop. not like that. you are doing it gay. why are you seizing her gay style