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Struggles of Parenthood

Gaster’s shortcut took him right to the front of his apartment door; he searched around his pockets looking for the keys, -he should’ve teleported inside the room- finally finding them. He tried to open the lock but he was still to shaken from the few drinks he had, it took him just a few tries before he was finally inside his living room. Gaster threw the keys at what he taught was the nearest couch before darting straight towards Sans room almost tripping over some toy.

Pushing the door open, he searched  around the room with his eyes in panic before settling them on a small bump on the crib; he sighed, relieved that the little bundle that was a peacefully sleeping Sans was safe. He approached the crib resting his hands on the frame of it, looking down at the baby… ‘my baby’, he thought. He contemplated for a while how much had changed in such a short time especially when it was so sudden. Gaster still couldn’t believe he had created such small thing. 

Sans stir a bit in his sleep; he probably has been sleeping for a while which meant it awaited a very long night for Gaster. ‘I deserved it…’ he scolded himself. But, looking at Sans in his peaceful slumber, he thought,

‘but it’s worth it. Every part of it.’

One type of screamer is the .swf screamer. It’s just a webpage with a demon picture flashing in different colors at a certain speed, but it can cause seizures because it has a loud screeching noise. 

The way to see if a link is a screamer is to do this:

Hover over the link and look in the lower right-hand corner of your browser. 

If, at the end of your url it says .swf, DO NOT CLICK THAT SHIT. 

It will make you shit yourself, no lie! 

AN ASSORTED LIST OF ROYALTY AU SENTENCE STARTERS TAKEN FROM MOVIES. 

❝ you lost the argument for the war but you can win it for peace. ❞  

❝ though I love Your Majesty and I’m loyal to you, in every way, I cannot disguise my distress and unhappiness. ❞

❝ Your Majesty no one has calves like yours. ❞

❝ I think we should try to do as the King wants us to do. ❞

❝ goodnight my handsome prince.  ❞

❝ just in case i wasn’t a freak enough let’s add a tiara ❞

❝ being royal isn’t easy, y’know?  ❞

❝ well then, maybe i don’t want to be royal!  ❞

❝ everything you do impacts the entire kingdom.  ❞

❝ how could you be so selfish of a king/queen/prince.princess etc? ❞

❝ an alliance between our kingdoms would be amazing. ❞  

❝ ready my knights for battle. ❞  

❝ you and the land are one. ❞

❝ i just can’t wait to be king. ❞

❝ all of them are loyal.  ❞

❝ maybe i’m not fit for this role.  ❞

❝ by divine right, i am the _____________. ❞  

❝ if i am a _______ where is my power?  ❞

❝ my castle, my rules.  ❞

❝ we’re not a family, we’re a business. ❞   

❝ a princess has no friends.  ❞

❝ us royals, we’ve become actors!  ❞

❝ would I lie to a prince of the realm to win twelve pennies? ❞

❝ i’m not a king! i’m not a king ! ❞

❝ i’m speaking of pleasure not duty.  ❞

❝ to be royalty is not a position, it’s a predicament. ❞  

❝ smile and wave, that’s what you get paid for.  ❞

❝ this country has never been ruled by a queen. ❞  

❝ you promised marriage and a crown.  ❞

❝ i lied to you. i said “i love you” but i lied for the crown.  ❞