Keep Calm & RP On

Musical Kuroshitsuji + Text Posts (2/?)

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Zodiac - What is your sign?

Avril Lavigne attends the Pre-GRAMMY in Beverly Hills, California (February 14, 2016)

My littlest wolf.

THANK YOU PATRICK FOR FREE MONEY

❝ you look important… or at least your suit does. ❞ ❝ statements like that can get you into a lot of trouble around here. ❞ ❝ make yourself comfortable, why don’t you.  ❞ ❝ you’re wasting your time. i haven’t seen him for 18 years. ❞ ❝ if i had 15 minutes, we’d drink tea, eat biscuits; i’d talk, you’d laugh, and we’d be on our way. ❞ ❝ are they still following us? ❞ ❝ when you hear something that sounds like a gunshot, drive. ❞ ❝ you can’t be serious. ❞ ❝ excuse me dear, i just need to use your back door. ❞ ❝ hug me. ❞ ❝ what’s that? it smells like feet. ❞ ❝ how long was your prison sentence? ❞ ❝ don’t ever make the calamitous error of mistaking my deliberate short-sightedness for blindness. ❞ ❝ look at ‘em. merrily oblivious as we labor tirelessly to save them from extinction and not even a ‘thank-you.’ ❞ ❝ don’t kill your partner on your first day. ❞ ❝ i’m sure you understand humiliation better than most. ❞ ❝ my woman would never wear anything like that. ❞ ❝ smoothly done. ❞ ❝ you can’t put a paco rabanne belt on a patou. ❞ ❝ and remember… take it like a pussy. ❞ ❝ not very good at this whole ‘subtlety’ thing, are you? ❞ ❝ either you start to look like you know what you’re doing, or i’m out of here. ❞ ❝ would you like a bigger glass? ❞ ❝ no fun dancing by yourself; i need a partner. ❞ ❝ don’t you make me put you over my knee. ❞ ❝ so you don’t want to dance… but you do want to wrestle. ❞ ❝ i like my women strong. ❞ ❝ now we are engaged. again. ❞ ❝ i am neither a goat, nor your sister, so… get your hands off me. ❞ ❝ i’m okay, i think. ❞ ❝ i’ve been on a diet, my dear. just caviar and champagne for three weeks. ❞ ❝ you see, each one of us has a destiny… and i believe i can help you with yours. ❞ ❝ you can see the future? ❞ ❝ i can see us having lunch tomorrow. alone. ❞ ❝ darling, time to go. ❞ ❝ they had it coming. ❞ ❝ you need to control your temper. ❞ ❝ i think he’s an athletic, good-looking gazillionaire, who’s offered me a job and made advances towards me. ❞ ❝ i quite like him. ❞ ❝ i don’t know what you’re upset about, you’re not even my fiance! ❞ ❝ the thing is… i work better alone. ❞ ❝ i’m not leaving. ❞ ❝ and what, exactly, did you do to him? ❞ ❝ just shut up and watch me work. ❞ ❝ you’re trembling. ❞ ❝ it’s going to be okay. ❞ ❝ i’ll be close by. ❞ ❝ help yourself to a drink. ❞ ❝ so sorry to keep you waiting. ❞ ❝ i thought i was doing so well. ❞ ❝ the fault doesn’t lie in your performance. ❞ ❝ she seemed so innocent. ❞ ❝ i’m so sorry i can’t stay to finish you off myself. ❞ ❝ man has only two masters in this world, and their names are pain and fear. ❞ ❝ i never thought i’d say this, but i’m actually quite pleased to see you. ❞ ❝ it’s okay. i would have done exactly the same thing in your position. ❞

1. Post a picture of you? 2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now? 3. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys? 4. Would you ever smile at a stranger? 5. Can you commit to one person? 6. How do you look right now? 7. What exactly are you wearing right now? 8. How often do you listen to music? 9. Do you wear jeans or sweats more? 10. Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2016? 11. Are you a social or an antisocial person? 12. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say? 13. Are you good at hiding your feelings? 14. Can you drive a stick shift? 15. Do you care if people talk badly about you? 16. Are you going out of town soon? 17. When was the last time you cried? 18. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to? 19. If you could change your eye color, would you? 20. Name something you have to do tomorrow? 21. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having. 22. Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex? 23. Are you nice to everyone? 24. What are you sitting on right now? 25. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat? 26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have? 27. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night? 28. Do you get a lot of colds? 29. Have your pants ever fallen down in public? 30. Does anyone hate you? 31. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to? 32. Do you like watching scary movies? 33. Are you a jealous person? 34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be? 35. Did you have a dream last night? 36. Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to? 37. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years? 38. Do you think someone has feelings for you? 39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now? 40. Did you have a good day yesterday? 41. Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship? 42. Is your life anything like it was two years ago? 43. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now? 44. What’s the best part about school? 45. Do you have any pictures on your Facebook? 46. Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school? 47. Do you replay things that have happened in your head? 48. Were you single over the last summer? 49. What are you supposed to be doing right now? 50. Don’t tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive

A liquor store in Somerville, Massachusetts picked a fight with the McDonald’s up the road using their sign and hilarity ensued. The two went back and forth exchanging disses with an impressive use of correct letter tiles which caught attention from the locals. McDonald’s is showing us all, aptly, how to beef.

No I am serious. Look, I swear that I am! Okay, but it’s just I haven’t been in the sun for days, and everyone’s at the swimming hole having fun and Matt is there and he finally told me that he loved me but I’ve been blowing him off and now you want me to eat bunnies and I’m kinda freaking out, okay? And now you’re laughing at me.