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[guy whose bedtime is approaching fast] I need to write one billion words right now. and draw everything that has ever existed.

im nonbinary in a way that doesnt really matter

look i WISH more horror movies were just the directors thinly disguised fetish. instead we got all these horror movies that are just undisguised reflections of culturally hegemonic values and anxieties. like if we got some weird fetishes up in here it would probably add some variety thats all im saying.

this post is probably one of the funnier examples of me loosely vaguing a bad take and people misunderstanding the post so bad they accidentally reveal even worse takes in response to it. no i dont think the human centipede was based on the writer/directors fetish. if it was it might have actually been interesting.

no offense but um…..off with your head

dance till youre dead

Spiritually my spirit is always smoking a cigarette but physically i am.not because hashatg smoking kills

i love the part of making art where you feel like you need to go missing

Will the owner of the green amoeba please come to the parking lot? Your amoeba is being towed 🦠

the hottest thing a guy can be is barely conscious on the floor while someone lifts his head up by the hair so that you can see his glazed out eyes and the blood running down his face