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despite being a Tumblr User, i am actually very Normal about Everything.
don't look at my tags.

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Iβm so sorry to anyone who catches me drawing canon Jax itβs just gonna end up looking like this
hope i am not just a mutual to you but someone who youβd attack on sight π₯Ίβ€οΈ
actually pigs shouldn't be at pride even outside of uniform. fuck those guys
if you decide to become a police officer then that outweighs any other marginalised identity you can rustle up like. not sorry, who asked you to willingly become a pig
I have heard of black people warning their kids that the race of a police officer is cop and you should not expect solidarity from them. The same applies to other types of minorities.
The sexuality of a police officer is cop.
The gender of a police officer is cop.
When you become the enforcer and protector of capital, you are making the deal to be slightly favored by the system over others like you, in exchange for being its servant. Your solidarity is with the system that you serve, even if it hates you.
If you want solidarity with those the system hates, you cannot be the system's servant and defender.
similarly, the social class of a police officer is cop.
similarly, the
social class of a police
officer is cop.
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Reblog to hit the person you reblogged this from with a pillow
I really like the ideas Iβve seen about Jaxβs abstraction hair showing her emotionsβespecially ones that she might be trying to hide :)
SORRY I FINISHED THIS AGES AGO AND FORGOT TO POST IT HEREEE
ANGEL, ANGEL
would you guys still love me if a made an edgy cringy animatic abt Kath and Penny
// So I've decided to get to work on that now.
honey is the only food product that never spoils. there are pots of honey that are over five thousand years old and still completely edible
i also want to point out we know it tastes the same even after thousands of years b/c archaeologists who discovered two thousand year old honey tasted it. presumably right after they looked at each other and went βwhat the hell here goes nothingβ
Iβm pretty sure they also identify human remains by taste. Archaeologists are straight up freaks.
No, no noβ¦ you identify bone from rock or other substances by touching it to your tongue. If it sticks, itβs bone. The taste itself has nothing to do with it. And most archaeologists wonβt lick human bones if they know theyβre human.
β¦and I realize that doesnβt actually do much to prove archaeologists arenβt freaks.
mai nam is jane and wen i dig i fynde some roks both smol and big i put my tung upon the stone for science yes i lik the bone
Iβm sitting with a bunch of archaeologists and we just laughed so hard we CRIED weβre getting tshirts with this on them
I will never ever get tired of seeing bredlik poems. It is really one of the seminal art forms of the century. I am not being sarcastic.Β
If I ever donβt reblog this, assume Iβm dead and archaeologists are licking my bones.

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has anyone pointed this out yet
she's finally happy
Here is the podcast (audio only), here is the text (the top text is Chinese, scroll down for English)
the prettiest girl at the party
I did however convince a woman to buy a men's pairs of shorts because she did a like the design on it, and she was upset it came only in the men's. And I was like 'well let's just find a size that fits you in the men's...'
Because like who the fuck cares if it's made for men or women if it fits you it fucking fits you and if you like it fucking put it on!
I still remember years ago we had a guy come in and he put on a coat that was a woman's coat but he loved it and he looked great in it but then he saw it was for women and he took it off like it was fucking burning his skin. Stop gendering shit.
If it looks good on you, it fits, and you like it on you - put it on.
If it looks good on
you, it fits, and you like it
on you - put it on.
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My version of "doomscrolling" nowadays is just going to iNaturalist, browsing pictures of animals and fantasizing about where I would introduce them outside of their natural range if I was some kind of ecology-focused evil scientist. I do this when I'm depressed. I don't know if it helps.
Bring hyena to Texas put Texas in hyena paws humans can trust Texas to hyena pack yesss
How could I disagree with such a trustworthy source
animals i really want to introduce to the USA:
-red pandas in Indiana, Kentucky, and Ohio. they can live in those you-pick orchards and delight tourists, and in the winter the big ones can be harvested by the farmers for food and fur. america also has native bamboo, as well as plenty of escaped invasives.
-koalas in southern california. we already have a lot of feral eucalpytus in the state and it makes our wildfires way worse. let's put koalas in there too. coyotes can hunt them like dingos do.
-cheetahs in colorodo, wyoming, nebraska, and oklahoma. we had cheetahs here once, that's why pronghorns are so fast. let's give them something to really haul ass about.
-spotted hyenas in texas and new mexico. did you know there's actually a shit ton of oryx already roaming around new mexico? they were brought in for a game preserve. oryx can fight off lions, but spotted hyenas are actually superior pack hunters with some of the highest kill rates of large cooperative predators in the world. we might have a problem with ranchers, but like: fuck ranchers. they already decimated the mexican wolf populations. they deserve hyenas.
-pangolins. i would drop these guys in arizona honestly. everyone in arizona hates and fears fire ants. i think entire neighborhoods would throw ecstatic parades for pangolins (which smell much better than giant anteaters) at least until a pangolin dug straight through their pasteboard condo.
-new zealand's little penguin in louisiana. they burrow into mud and sand banks during the day and tolerate quite hot temperatures! i think they'd do fine, and louisiana is sliding into the gulf anyway. let's have penguins there. i'd also try them out in new england in case lousiana is just too swampy for them. i feel like new yorkers would go insane with pride over having penguins around. they would act like they invented the whole concept of penguins. we should let them.
-water buffalo. georgia and the carolinas. i just think it would give everyone there some interesting new problems.
-i firmly believe that asiatic elephants would do great in the southeastern united states. it's a subtropical climate that's only going to get swampier as things heat up, and there's plenty of kudzu and tall grass species for them to munch on. they're also smart enough to learn to navigate and negotiate with people, and to follow set routes around human farms rather than tromp through them, so disruption to existing human infrastructure would be minimal but occasionally hilarious. i think it would be so cool to have an american subspecies of elephant. if i ever win the lottery this IS what i am going to be doing with my millions.
Animals I would introduce to each continent:
Europe: Wombat
We've had enough of your fucking rabbits and foxes. Here, have a huge badger type thing that can destroy cars with its arse. It'll outcompete your badgers and where will you be then. Haha.
Asia: Wombat
We've had enough of Indian camels ruining our deserts. Here's something to ruin your terrain for a change.
North America: Wombat
We've had enough of United States tourists with no manners. Here's some tourists with even less manners.
South America: Wombat
WE'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR FUCKING CANE TOADS. WOMBATS FOR YOU.
Africa: Wombat
The feral ostriches aren't actually all that much of a problem right now, but in revenge for the problem they will probably become in the future, have some fucking wombats.
Antarctica: Wombat
I'll take it right back home and warm it up I promise I. I just really want to see a wombat walk and dig in the snow.
Australia: Wombat
The populations of all three species of wombat are dangerously low.
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#HOW FUCKING BIG ARE WOMBATS?????? I THOUGHT THEY WERE SMALL#They are so cute though
Nothing in Australia is the size you think it's going to be
i am aware they are different marsupials but i DID think of this post when I found out there are roughly 500 wallabies loose on the Isle of Man.
#i thought wombats were rabbit-sized? but they're actually hugelarge?? wow???
RABBIT-SIZED??
I mean it could be comparable to rabbit sized. Still bigger though
I mean it could be
comparable to rabbit
sized. Still bigger though
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a masterlock? bro you are practically free-use