For My Sanity

Bout’ to drop-kick a mall-cop off his cyber-Segway then get sent to the wallmart gulag

beautiful day to take my government provided unemployment money and use it to help bail out protesters and pay their legal fees

The enjoyment I get from removing the wax packaging from a lil cheese wheel is immediately aligned with entertainment zoo animals get when they have to solve a puzzle or get into a box to find a treat. I’m just an ape and the babybel cheese people are my enrichment team

I think about this post a lot. I talk about it a lot. It’s to the point where, at work when we don’t like someone, we go, “that person is NOT on my enrichment team” because apparently the biggest insult, we think, is that that person is not successfully zooing us.

this is incredible thank you for telling me

Gaff yawl is a power move.

I’m studying biotech and every time someone brings up mushrooms our current professor will look either extremely exited or pained and go “listen.. mushrooms are neither plants nor animals nor something in between. They elude all attempts to categorize them. We do not know what they are. Some are immortal. Some produce live saving substances. Some are so closely related to humans that eating them may cause an allergic reaction against your own body. I cannot teach you about the mushrooms”

Oh to be a biotech professor and wax lyrical about the eldritch immortal mushroom.

@lumyri

A Smithsonian article about the ancient giant mushrooms in case you needed it. I definitely did.

oh FUCK

Bring back more ketches.

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