a.f.m.

avoidance is lowkey funny because it’s like i don’t want love on the off chance that it gets taken away from me and then i have to become john wick or something

what doesn’t kill me leaves a pit in my stomach that never goes away

in space no one can hear you moan like a girl

Ground control here, we can hear you just fine

saying "question mark?" and "however comma," out loud are game changers. punctuation on the go. and it's always the funniest thing that anyone around you has ever heard

And if I said Kermit the Frog is a queer icon, what would you say to that?

giant redwood trees really are so cool, they just have something incredibly special going on. it's hard to describe if you haven't seen them

a certain je ne sequoia, if you will

As it turns out I am not immune to the allure of thighs