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Any living person: “Let’s go to the beach!”

Me:

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blackqueerblog

I’m not crying.

lfdy88

anthonybourdainpartsunknown

lets not forget this gem

slopaganda

cant believe we’re leaving out this

and more importantly this

anthonybourdainpartsunknown

interesting how you forgot

and

slopaganda

ok but

and

anthonybourdainpartsunknown

hmmm and perhaps

tumblin-monkeys

and these ones too

bisexualculture

I’m not sure how you managed to forget this gem:

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adulthoodisokay

excuse me but:

ilovemusicalyy

bellasredchevy

omg Bella Swan look out behind you the car is skidding oh no she has airpods in she can’t hear us oh god oh fuck

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confirmance

Me: Where are the owls? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?

Hooters Waitress: Please sir, you're causing a fuss and disturbing the other customers-

Me: *banging my hands rhythmically on the table* WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?

despazito

musicians only Dark Millenials will remember:

cobra starship

neon trees

metro station

3OH3

taio cruz

owl city

far east movement

ne-yo

onerepublic

boys like girls

paper-mario-wiki

if u ever find a genie and you’re really craving a dessert that looks like this:

do NOT say “i’d like a lifetime supply of raspberry crowns”

while this is, in fact, the name of the pastry, it’s ALSO the name of a species of wasp for some reason. the genie, being a nasty trickster, will no doubt give you a bunch of wasps.

shitload-of-muses

this is an oddly specific post are you ok

sailorbrazil

i made an “evil sim” or at least the closest i could do to it, shez materialistic, self-absorbed, gregarious and self-assured. all she does is train her skills and fuck

sailorbrazil

her house looks like shit and shes broke as hell but ive seen at least 1 person faint over her two-star celebrity ass

sailorbrazil

probably bought that robe on aliexpress

iamoutofideas

her house looks like a taco bell

sailorbrazil

it is

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nada-interessante-deactivated20

How to make Piñata cookies!

saucefactory-deactivated2019103

I JUST FOUND OUT MY EYEBALLS HAVE TASTEBUDS, TOO

HOLY SHIT

cloudfreed

me [hitting these tiny and carefully made confections with a full size bat]: GIVE ME THE CANDY

randomslasher

@frustratedwaffle can we make these????

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unclefather

All hills are silent if you think about it

officialcountdooku

Not the ones alive with the sound of fuckin music, bitch

unclefather

Sorry I don’t talk or look at theater kids

c4tto626

sometimes you just gotta indulge your inner 13yo and play online dress up games for 3 hours straight

uglyodd

my brain in times of crisis:

dutchstore

profashionall

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meanplastic

My girl Melanie came thru for us.

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