for my cereal

Top ten glands in your body to produce venom with

for sure the balls

Your conjecture is baseless. Let’s see what the science says.

It said balls

Just learned about recency bias, coolest thing ive ever learned about lol

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

Blue Lois

can i help you

Red Marge

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

"You could get up early and do it before work" I could also wait for a magic beanstalk to start growing in my living room LMAO. Let's focus on things that happen in the real world

just tried to show my older brother something while my little brother tried to show me something. poetic cinema in motion

The colour alignment implies that the littlest brother is gonna eat the oldest brother’s phone

That’s just what little brothers do