THIS SIDE OF PARADISE.

my body is NOT. a “”temple””….it is a CLOWN CAR, and NONE OF THESE BITCHES KNOW HOW 2 DRIVE

MGMT was literally so right when they said control yourself take only what you neeed from it. like they were so right it’s insane

This may be because I'm a homosexual, but I would very much like to learn how to fight with a sword.

enemies to lovers who are still pretending to be enemies for the reputation

everytime a character uses their body to shield another character i discover three new emotions

i want to be a cat. jobless. educationless. useless. there to be pretty and soft

hands down the BEST head canon I've heard for a fictional character is that Poison Ivy funds her lab experiments by selling the highest quality weed available in gotham

when your cat licks his paw…and then rubs his head with the paw…wow…that’s his shmapoo and conditioner…..