i do not have sex

Gets so mad my pronouns change

Finns when they switch from "se" to "hän" to show their disdain towards this person they're talking about

Juice Leskinen

*Myy kitaran ja eläköityy*

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing

just misread "comparing apples to oranges" as "comparing alphas to omegas" I think I should go and stand on the side of the road with my thumb out and hitchhike to a field in the middle of nowhere and lie down in it and close my eyes and maybe cry a single tear