Collecting friends with specific hobbies and special interests and being like "Heh... I Know A Guy" so I sound like someone in a heist movie instead of having like, "friend who likes horror novels" or whatever

Sometimes if they're out of state or out of the country I'll throw that in too like I'm an INTERNATIONAL heist organizer. "[Jason Statham voice] Yeah I have a contact who might be able to tell you where to watch Tetsuo: The Iron Man. She's based out of Toronto, I'll see what I can do, she may be in the middle of a different job"

You should be immediately suspicious of anyone who tries to convince you to hate other trans people.

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

Do u guys like me as evil or good cuz im flexible

why the fuck is it called the xbox 360 what does 360 mean???????????????????

when u see it u turn 360 degrees and walk away

turning 360 degrees would face you right back to the xbox you dipshit

this post somehow still in circulation despite everyone involved being deactivated

even you

Even me

we all need to take better care of our selfs or we might Pass away

i love the phrase "cruel and unusual." not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre

the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child