talking like point-and-click game narration to the bugs in my room

you can't get out that way!

that's not very helpful.

maybe the open window will help.

try the open window instead.

wait now i’m curious what’s everyone’s go-to pair of shoes

you really do meet some of the loveliest people talking about blood and sex on the internet

you really do meet some of the loveliest people talking about blood and sex on the internet

you really do meet some of the loveliest people talking about blood and sex on the internet

it actually makes me so sad and angry when people deny their fave blorbo could possibly be a sadist like whats wrong with sadism did sadism do something problematic

For all its faults Tumblr has truly ruined all other social media for me because my friends all have Instagram and are all trying to get me on Instagram more but every time I open Instagram there are like fifteen things screaming for my attention and when I get over myself long enough to start scrolling it's like. Where is my chronological dash. Where is the following-only option. Who are these people. Why are there so many videos. Everyone is screaming at me. And then before I know it I'm thirty minutes into scrolling and I haven't seen a single thing that I actually care about. At least on Tumblr when I see stuff I don't care about I know someone I follow has found a new interest.

Sippin juice thrice

Reblog to sip the juices thrice

This blog is a safe space for nightgown clad women with candelabras and scared byronic men

ok, here’s my uquiz: which type of love interest would you be in a dating simulator? :)

tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents