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THE GOOD PLACE SENTENCE STARTERS ! ◈
“[sarcastically] It’s super cool that I’m actively surveilling and manipulating an ex.”
“Guys like this believe that the world revolves around them.”
“Bonus: maybe he’ll cry like a stupid little baby.”
“Anyway, long story short, that’s why there are still ducks.”
“I really don’t like to brag.”
“Man, I mean, compared to you I feel a little inadequate.”
“I feel bad for making her life more chaotic and unpredictable, so here’s my idea to make it up to her.”
“We’ll do a flash mob, just total unpredictable chaos all around her.”
“It’s because you have no control over your own impulses.”
“You think every problem can be solved with a Molotov cocktail or slashing somebody’s tires.”
“The only way to repair your relationship with her is to give her some space.”
“Show her that you can control your impulses.”
“So, you’re saying that wanting to do something isn’t a good reason to immediately do it?”
“Man, I wish someone taught me this on Earth.”
“Tell us about a time when things didn’t come so easy to you.”
“I’ve had my share of disappointments.”
“When life knocks you on your butt, you jump back up and start throwing haymakers.”
“We need to bust him open like a piñata.”
“This is the universe telling me that I don’t belong here.”
“I’m sure she’ll get around to showering at some point.”
“We just can’t help but question her decision-making.”
“Perhaps leadership isn’t her forte.”
“She’s dope, but she keeps screwing everything up.”
“Purely from a mathematical standpoint, you are kind of pooching it.”
“If I could give you some feedback, I’d say that you’re all ungrateful ash-faces who can shove your fat grumps all the way up your snork-box.”
“All I need is a bouncy house, some ninja stars, and a bunch of ambulances.”
“The things that are happening here are above my pay grade.”
“How do I do it all with a pleasant smile to keep everyone’s spirits up?”
“I’m not meant for this.”
“I’m not the freaking savior of the universe.”
“Human beings, it turns out, are weird and I will never truly understand what it’s like to be one.”
“This is a job for a human who’s tough but also empathetic and has a big heart.”
“You think you can’t do this? You’re the only one who can do this.”
“Everything I do blows up in my face.”
“I’m like a hot, blonde Wile E. Coyote.”
“You just sexualized a cartoon.”
“I hope you’ll join me. Actually, I hope you’ll shower first and then join me.”
“Guys like him never think they’re wrong, so we’re gonna tell him he’s right.”
“This conversation must remain confidential.”
“I got you a box of chocolates.”
“I remembered you can’t eat, so I ate them.”
“You know that I’ve been overwhelmed with work.”
“I asked you to give me some space.”
“I’m so sorry to say this, but I can’t be in a relationship with you right now.”
“Being with you is fun, but it’s not always easy.”
“I hate to pile on, but I feel like you have a right to know.”
“Now he’s saddled with bad motivation.”
“As an authority figure, I’m extra suspicious.”
“What makes you think I’d have any more luck?”
“I’m getting a stomachache, but a good one.”
“I spent my whole life in pursuit of fundamental truths about the universe.”
“I never actually fell in love with someone.”
“My brain must really like keeping you around.”
“To be fair, I only think that because it’s true and I’m right.”
“What do you have to lose by treating people with kindness and respect?”
“It’s arguable that you made an even bigger sacrifice.”
“You have to actually live with this situation.”
“I know you’re down, but you can’t leave me hanging on a high five.”
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