absolute universal favorite

People have been saying stuff for years at this point

Hey, hey, breathe... Look at me.... This is all your fault, okay?

Remember when Charlie Kirk was murdered in broad daylight in front of hundreds of people…….that was so fucking awesome

taps sooo politely on the glass of my enclosure. let me out

we've sent 2,500 senior dogs to a six week Javascript bootcamp using the funds we raised from our ransomware operation. and that's just the beginning. starting next month every fruit will be different

*gets carried away by a large bird*

mid-conversation I toss a pistol onto the table not to suggest or imply anything but just to change the situation a little

hm. no. go eat an ethicsberry and try again.

Two things can be true at once unless I don't think so then they aren't anymore sorry