Intense Weirdo In Attempts Of Being Funny

Google search engine hai ya dukan

i put my phone on work mode and take a nap

tip for HR: Please at least learn to pretend like you're listening

you don't have to be fair you just have to be smart enough to find good lighting. ain't that hard

if being camera-conscious were a skill i'd nail it

you know what is really funny? truth

depression and love made me more human….i'm still in love with someone though. don't know when i'm gonna recover from that fucken illness

what's the point of this expensive fucking makeup if it can't hide my emotions

under achiever headaches

that your baby? looks like a mistake to me

having too many tabs open in your PC or your brain is harmful to both

surats garmi is really uncool man

don't find comedians who make faces and twist their bodies to make people laugh. being a civilized comedian is sure harder than acting like a fucken clown. if i wanna see a clown i'd go to a fuxken circus

adding more namak to your food is like quitting your job. there's no going back

what does the d on ur tee stand for? dick?

ye log ko kya lagta hai i mean wtf fuck amm i an old age home???

my first experience of being fingered was by my gynaecologist