idk

so entranced by the beauty of theater and spiritual healing that I forgot that four players were in the middle of a fight scene in the necromancy mansion that kills you extra necromantically

This is like the Van Gogh episode of Doctor Who but in DnD.

gods you just know that bolaire wanted so fucking badly to be at the theater. war and chaos and rituals aside, this was supposed to be the biggest moment of hal’s career. this was supposed to be his dream coming true. and now the world is crumbling around them and now bolaire more than likely won’t be there to see it

Halandil Fang voice: OK, gang, I'm about to attend this incredibly tense audience with the most accomplished con woman in the world who we're secretly plotting against and who can murder us all with a flick of the wrist, cannot stress enough just how much hinges on carefully conducted diplomacy at this meeting, so obviously my dream team for this job is gonna be my notoriously confrontational ex-wife, the smelly drunken hobo from the woods, the hobo's dog, and yeah, I think that's it, we're all set

if there's any 3'3 tall dude that will no hesitation try to stop a monstrous beast that's more that double his size, it's my man orym of the air ashari.

hal covering up kattigan's lie "ur honor, i hate to say it but ur grandson's a bit of a slut"

The Halovars are so obsessed with Teor it makes them look stupid

No one at the table laughed at the “hell of a Night at the Museum” joke but I did Liam. I did.

I love how the Schemers have constructed this careful and intricate machine of espionage that runs upon absolute subtlety and the Soldiers immediately drive a clown car into it ❤️

Kattigan is dissociating so hard rn he is thinking about scaping and hitting a bar