we will be remembered

Ben: I'm glad i'm not a girl.

“I’m not. Did you see his cute little butt – oh my god.”

“I understand that, ma’am, but it is awfully late…”

“You’re not convincing anyone, luv.”

Ben: I don't even want to know who i could have been.

Davina: If you were a girl you were going to be either Hazel or Julia

Ben: Ew, I HATE that.

Ben: it's not gonna stop me from using it to embarrass him though

Davina: We learnt from our mistakes

Ben: That logic is flawed bc David is a fairly short name

Ben: Hey! I text you all the time!

Ben: oh, damn. you full-named me

Ben: but i wasn't even thinking and you're messages were open when i opened my app.

Ben: how are ya, mama? hopefully no stds?

Davina: Why do you think you father and I picked long names for all of you? I wanted to be able to whip out the full name.

Ben: hey asshole, did you get your std results back??

Ben: Okay, that OBVIOUSLY wasn't for you. Sorry.

“Oh, just terrible. Alex considers me the family shame and Thea isn’t far behind…” He sighed. “That, and I messed up. I got a girl pregnant.”

“Y’know, so many people who aren’t fine have said that.. that it’s lost its meaning.”