do i want to know

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“I almost burned the house down trying to make spaghetti, so I guess I’m never moving out. If I do, I’ll probably be dead in a month!”

“Did you forget the water again?”

“That sucks.”

“No spoilers, dad.”

“Somehow, I don’t think even Mom can fix my problems.” Tears sting at her eyes again and she smiles in a failed attempt to try and push the pain away. “I’m just like him, and nothing can fix me…not even dying made me feel better.”

“I’m not sure my brain alone can create the image of you in an argyle sweater vest and one of those funny hats.”

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“I’m going to need you to get really into golf sometime in the next 6 hours so I can actually get you a card.”

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“Happy Father’s Day.”

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“I know I don’t say it enough, and I don’t act like it, but I’m really glad that you’re my dad.”

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“My friends are happy, I am happy, I have learned to adapt.”  

Enzo: iconic happens to be my middle name

Enzo: is that it?

Ben: uhhhhh...yep. have a nice day?

“I mean, if you have some it wouldn’t hurt, I guess.”

Ben: i'd definitely remember that name if I ever heard it

Ben: and i definitely haven't.

Enzo: iconic happens to be my middle name

“Because she has a kink for bad boys?” Vivienne teased, laughing softly at her own joke as she tried to take it as an oppertunity to lighten the mood even if she felt like the world was just waiting for the right moment to rip the rug out from underneath her. “Well, if you did so loudly it’d probably get annoying.. or Mom would tell you to shut up.”

Ben: Riiiight...

Ben: It's Ben?

Enzo: i don't think i know any ben's

Ben: wait...who is this?

Enzo: you're the one who dialed wrong

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“Come on look me in my blood shot eyes.”

“What? No, I’m fine.”