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Happy May the Fourth! I added a second page to this comic from last year!

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The Good Place | 2.13
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Pre-Arena portraits of Katniss and Peeta for the 74th Hunger games.
The Good Place – 2.07: Derek
The Good Place 3.01 Everything Is Bonzer!

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11k celebration: top 50 m/f friendships (as voted by my followers) #11. eleanor shellstrop and jason mendoza - the good place
FTL communications travel significantly faster than the ships themselves. You are a Captain who just received a frantic, terrifying distress signal from your own ship, dated tomorrow.
ill spend my twenties investigating the healing properties of salt i dont know about you guys
excuse me
Sorry op. That's my friend the Salt Vampire from the Star Trek episode "The Man Trap" which first aired in 1966. Blessings be upon you.
its just i dont feel blessed by its presence is all. sending love your way
what if your doppelganger loved being you more than you ever loved being yourself. they're better at being you and everyone loves them and it feels almost selfish to want your life back. i want clone horror but the horror is that the thing trying to replace you is also the person you always wanted to be.
you can feel the moment in a tv show when a woman who was an independent character suddenly becomes a love interest. its like shackle locking onto her ankle.
day 1 wrap-up
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Starfleet Science/Medical’s version of the Kobayashi Maru is the Hypospray Maru. You’re left in a room containing just a random hypospray, told its use has the potential to stop someone’s suffering but it’s never been tried before, and if you inject it into yourself to see what it does, you’re officially crazy enough to lead a department.
I’m just picturing a timed test situation though where the cadets are supposed to deduce and delegate resources to figure out what’s in the hypospray.
Then Bones just rolls in, injects himself immediately, tests his own blood, and calls it a day.
To this day, he holds the record for fastest time completing the test.
#bones is the Jim Kirk of the medical world
That Fucking Tag oh my god
okay but for a true parallel Bones would have to be the first person to try that. like. can you imagine?
proctor: “W….why the fuck did you inject yourself?!”
doctor leonard horatio “bones” mccoy: “Well we were on a time limit and we wouldn’t know if it worked until it went to human trials, so…”
proctor: “And it didn’t occur to you to inform the rest of the group of your thought process? Maybe see if anyone had any other ideas or select a test subject?”
bones: “Nah they would’ve stopped me or wasted time discussing it. This was faster.”
proctor: “And if you died?!”
bones: “Eh, I could’ve fixed it in time. And I left notes, so. No biggie.”
Bones passes with flying colors and a therapy referral for either egoism or suicidal depression.
… Now I want to know what the Vulcan Science Academy’s version of the Kobyashi Maru is, and if/how Spock Kirked his way out of that
I think Spock’s version of beating the Vulcan Science Academy’s version of the Kobayashi Maru was refusing to go to the Vulcan Science Academy.
I don’t really see McCoy doing that at all I’m afraid. He’s a grouchy and intolerant of a whole bunch of things, but medical ethics and safety protocols are not among them. Kelvinverse!McCoy might be capable of slamming a mystery hypospray. Maybe. If he’s just had a particularly stressful encounter with the ex and a shitty day and is just like “Fuck it, dying is probably an improvement”. But even then Mr “Space is dark and vast and wants to kill you in countless terrifying ways” doesn’t strike me as being that rash because who else is going to save Jim Kirk’s gonzo ass this time?
I wrote this post in the first place because TOS McCoy canonically tested a mystery hypospray (that he helped create but couldn’t check via lab equipment) on himself in the episode Miri:
MCCOY: We can’t wait for those communicators any longer.
SPOCK: We must. The vaccine could be fatal.
MCCOY: The disease certainly is. How long do we have left? Hours, minutes? How much longer do you want to wait?
SPOCK: Bickering is pointless. I’ll check on the Captain’s progress.
McCoy is absolutely that rash when it comes to saving others’ lives. He just happens to hang out on a ship where he still looks measured and sane in comparison.
Okay okay okay. Usually I would just move on, but people keep commenting on this post with takes like this. These takes are so prevalent, and such a fundamental misunderstanding of McCoy’s character, probably inspired by the fanon interpretation of Bones as a grumpy stick-in-the-mud who only opposes Kirk and Spock, that I feel the need to give a more thorough response.
Bones absolutely takes medical risks all the time, in the context of the situation. It is not always his first choice, but often it is his only choice, and he sticks to it.
First of all, Bones injected himself in Miri neither because he was pushed nor because he was crazy. Bones did it because he was on the verge of being consumed by an illness that would cause him to eventually go insane, and then he would hurt others. The illness did make them snappish and short with each other, tempers fraying, but he didn’t choose to inject himself because he was crazy. At no point does what he says have any unreal aspect to it: if they don’t have the communicators and therefore access to the test results, they’re sunk. He was desperate, but had no way to know that the communicators would be retrieved in short order, and having everyone out of the room was his only chance to do it without pushback. Very logical, actually.
Second, this is not the only instance of Bones performing a desperate act without enough time to set up a board of review. He’s also often shown himself to be intensely medically curious, to the point where he has no regard for his own safety.
Bones has:
Faked Jim’s death by dangerous medical means to get them out of a deadly Vulcan ritual (Amok Time).
Sacrificed himself to torture with almost guaranteed death to avoid Spock getting tortured to insanity (The Empath).
Offered to wear The Teacher (NOBODY pushed him, and in fact Jim is initially reluctant and Bones convinces him), something no human had ever put on, knowing it could kill him instantly, because it could also give him the knowledge to put Spock’s brain back in his head before time ran out (Spock’s Brain).
Determined a way to treat a silicon-based lifeform on the fly after offering up one single line of “I don’t know what I’m doing” protest (The Devil in the Dark).
Tried to be the one to die by flying into a giant amoeba because he couldn’t pass up the chance to save everyone while studying “the greatest living laboratory we’ve ever seen” (The Immunity Syndrome).
Given Sulu cordrazine, a substance Jim calls “too risky,” because it was necessary to bring him around. It winds up creating a terrible accident, not for Sulu, but for Bones himself; we see how dangerous the stuff is (The City on the Edge of Forever).
Seemed willing to stay on the android planet, simply because they had an amazing laboratory with all sorts of discoveries he could make (I, Mudd)
Decided to treat Eleen and her baby even though the council and she herself were willing to kill him over it (Friday’s Child).
Yelled at a probe in the hopes of resurrecting his dead friend that the probe had just killed (The Changeling).
Offered to stay on a planet-ship that was on a collision course with an asteroid in the hope of helping them (okay, he was under a bit of duress in this one) (For the World is Hollow).
I know you said the series, but as further evidence, Bones’ risk-taking tendencies only worsen in the films:
He agrees to save Spock’s immortal soul by stealing the Enterprise (and later crashing it).
He “choose[s] the danger” to himself to accept the Fal-tor-pan and put Spock’s marbles back in his jar.
He decides purely on a whim to violate time travel protocol, potentially creating a world- or universe-changing scenario, simply to give an elderly, ailing woman a new kidney via a pill (and perhaps to introduce new technology, such as said pill and transparent aluminum, into the system), even though he knows more than anyone what can happen when you save a single life (City on the Edge). The last time he did that, Starfleet disappeared from existence. He still can’t stop himself, because there’s a suffering person and he has the means to stop it.
He yells at a being that considers itself God when it makes decisions he considers cruel.
And in the alternate universe of AOS (which gets many things wrong, in my opinion, but this isn’t one of them), he breaks his oath into tiny pieces and literally brings Jim back from the dead, which is not something you’re going to see in any medical ethics textbook under “it’s totally normal to do this.”
But here’s what Bones WON’T do:
He won’t sacrifice other people’s bodies or lives for his life (The Empath) or those of his friends, not even by silence, even if it means more risk, pain, and death to himself, because he “will not peddle flesh” (Return to Tomorrow).
He doesn’t like his friends taking stupid risks without what he considers a good reason/no other choice (many examples)
He won’t risk a life to save another person without the consent of the person whose life is being risked: see Spock, in Journey to Babel. He won’t put Spock’s life at risk until he knows it’s the only way to save Spock’s father (and that, we can gather later even though it wasn’t a part of his character at the time, was likely motivated by his own guilt at not saving his own).
However, once he has consent, and he knows how much this means both to Spock and Amanda and to the peace conference? Then, still in Babel, he agrees to let Jim pretend he can still captain (after being stabbed) long enough to get Spock and Sarek settled down for the procedure to save Sarek’s life. Otherwise, Spock had insisted on taking over the captaincy, preventing the operation from taking place. Once he’d worked the procedure out, yes, it’s dangerous, but he’s not going to let Sarek die simply to preserve protocol. Even if the ship is in danger from an unknown spy.
He won’t put Jim’s life at risk until it’s obvious that any other avenue of saving Jim or putting him back together is too dangerous; see The Enemy Within.
But:
He insists on going back to save Spock, physically in The Galileo Seven and verbally in The Immunity Syndrome, even though it puts the rest of the ship at risk, because he sees that incredible level of risk as acceptable when it comes to saving someone who would otherwise die for sure.
Risk-taking isn’t Bones’ first choice, but, to be honest, I’d argue it isn’t Kirk’s either. That’s also a fanon interpretation that most of us are guilty of perpetuating because it’s funny (like Bones’ grumpy one-liners). The great thing about the triad of Kirk, Spock, and Bones is that each one of them takes turns being the “voice of reason.” In Return to Tomorrow, it’s Bones, and Kirk says, “Risk is our business.” In The Menagerie, Kirk tries to temper Spock’s bid to fly to forbidden territory. In The Tholian Web, Bones tells Spock reluctantly that they have to think of the crew’s lives, and leave before they get trapped. In Spock’s Brain, it’s Spock warning Bones that The Teacher is a massive risk. In The Empath, Bones has to knock them both out. Now, the original post is a silly shitpost that’s supposed to be a joking comparison not to be taken too seriously (you can tell because Hypospray Maru doesn’t make any sense as a term). But to me, Bones’ medical curiosity and his willingness to take medical risks as a last resort, especially on himself, is a major defining trait of his character, and the only risks he pushes against are the ones that might hurt others. Sometimes, he utters a one-liner of grumbling protest as he’s already basically starting to do the thing, which I see as more of a verbal pattern than as him having to be ordered or pushed; he simply likes to kvetch.
He also is very willing to do something dangerous if he sees it as the only alternative, or as better than doing nothing. In fact, Jim is concerned about him in This Side of Paradise because he seems to want to continue doing nothing, and it’s only a reminder of how he won’t be able to help people medically that snaps him out of it.
So please, everyone, stop characterizing Bones as a scaredy-cat grump who never does anything under his own steam and only serves as resistance and the “voice of reason” against his charmingly madcap captain. He’s well proven himself as a risk-taker in his own capacity, all the more brave because he’s always doing things that clearly terrify him. He’s willing to do what he must for the oath he puts far above the Prime Directive – and the value of life he places even above that oath.
The implication of Victor being an undergrad in the novel is incredibly funny because, yes, it explains so much of his behavior and audacity, but it also means Victor's apartment could've been some sort of student housing, which means there were other undergrads living there, too.
Which means when Victor wakes up to the Creature standing by his bed like ☺️, and Victor freaks out and runs away, the Creature could have ostensibly wandered into the hallway after him, only to be met with a pack of incredibly drunk-after-an-all-night-1818-rager yet well-meaning frat boys.
Who were so blasted that they were just like, "Dude, what, do you play rugby? Holy shit, he's fuckin' huge, look at this fuckin' guy! Absolute unit!" And they all whooped and hollered and just ushered the Creature into their dorm to keep the party going.
And the Creature was just like, "?????" but very pleased to find other people vaguely shaped like him, so he lets them because he may be just minutes old but he knew early on all he really wanted was one (1) buddy and now there's, like, a herd of them and they're all having a blast.
When the guys inevitably pass out, sloshed beyond all sense, he just sits and waits for them to wake up and when they do, later that morning, he's poking at one of them to make sure the guy is still breathing, and the kid wakes up and yells for a second and squints at the 8 foot-tall (rugby???? player????) guy in their dorm and is like, "Shit, what is that?"
And another one squints at him and goes, "I don't fuckin' know, bro, but he can throw us so hard. Did you see how David just...fuckin'...flew out the window last night? Just hurled David like it was no big deal. That was awesome."
David groans and puts his head under his pillow because his headache is awful but he lets out a pained, muffled, "that was awesome" in agreement.
So in a rare case of wholesome frat boy camaraderie, this herd of college roommate boys, all of whom are dumb as rocks but well-meaning, just take the Creature in because, "There's this huge fucking monster guy and it's the coolest thing we've ever seen."
This would possibly mean the Creature is socialized to be a dumb-as-rocks frat boy, but because I cannot allow that to happen and because there is no universe in which he would not be into poetry, he somehow also gets socialized by liberal arts majors and is just as Sensitive™, it rubs off on his frat buddies, who start saying things like, "No, man, it's Sturm und Drang, it's, like, the fuckin' vast rolling of the soul that, like...fuckin' eschews Enlightenment rationalism."
But some of the boys' lingo inevitably rubs off on the Creature so when, months later, Victor comes back to get all of his things with Henry post-mental breakdown, he bumps into a crowd of rowdy guys playfully jostling each other, and that crowd includes an 8-foot tall dude in a letterman jacket holding a volume of Goethe in one hand and a tankard of beer in the other, and he scoffs down at Victor and goes, "Accursed Creator! Why didst thou abandon me in my hour of need? Fuckin' lame."
And all his buddies go, "Yoooooo!" and high five.
The Creature in class getting perfect grades as his frat boy besties cheer him on:
THIS!!! @thewhiitelotus ! This is the thing! Look me in the eye and tell me ANY undergrad wouldn't be stoked beyond belief to befriend an immortal promethean monster. "He's like a mini kaiju, he's like the fuckin' Hulk, he can recite the entirety of Paradise Lost by heart, he rules."
I would like to add: Victor's professors - who he argued were wrong and knew less than him - would probably find out about the mad-science-project-turned-student (attending on Victor's student payments?).
They would almost certainly like him better. Not because they're okay with an amalgam of human corpses brought to life by unholy means, but because having an undergrad try to tell you that they know your own subject of expertise better than you is fucking insufferable.
And since Victor was very clearly not following proper lab procedures or the scientific method, there is no proof that Victor is responsible for this. Could have been a fluke. Or God. Or someone else's inappropriate science project. Annoying flunkers who think they know better than the teachers get no extra credit for creatures they can't prove they created. Also, Mr Frankenstein? You're ...son? Is a much better student than you were.
Mr. Milchick is my favorite Severance character this season
a lot of my autism masking is just making myself more palatable for other people and my therapist said "does spock make himself 'more palatable' for others?" and had me promise to keep unmasking like:
free my girl she did all that shit but the fandom is mischaracterizing her for it
free my girl she has the same character traits as a male character but is getting deemed a bitch for them
free my girl she acted irrationally in a situation where it was impossible to act rationally and is now being hated for it

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I couldnt stop thinking about this