idk

I’m bisexual so no judgment here 🌈

if this post gets 100,000 notes by August 21, 2020 (my 18th birthday), i swear on my own mortal soul that i’ll get a tattoo that says “sometimes it be like that”

I will single-handedly make this come true, paz. (+ I want pics when it does~)

IT’S HAPPENING

WE NEED LIKE OVER 93,000 MORE NOTES

Let’s get 69000 by June

Note

The only two moods

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

goddamn it

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

Koop

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

1.4 almost ps not risking it

Fuck this post

2.5 million notes I hate myself

I reblogged this twice now

I’m so sorry this isn’t b99 related and this isn’t real but I can’t not skip this I’m sorry

Not taking a fucking chance

Sorry, guys, but Im not taking a chance

No chances… She’s out… And she must be protected.

How dare you

Whatcha doin to me Farkle!

Sorry I can’t risk it

Fuck sorry guys  I love my mom

Omg I hate these things but I am paranoid. So sorry guys.

Sorry guys

sorry 😩

IM NOT RISKING IT

I DON’T GIVE A DAMN NO WAY

Ow

I don’t even care, y’all, I love my mom

this is so fcked up but i have to

not taking a risk 

Ehhh

fuck sake

He’ll Nah I love my madre

i know i’m inactive and really suck at promises but guys it’s my mom…

i can’t just not

REVLOG AGAIN BC MY MOMMA IS THE MOST PRETTIEST WOMAN ON THIS EARTh

fucking hate these but i love my mom sry guys

ugh i hate seeing this all the time but i HAVE to reblog sorry guys lol

I’m sorry pals. I hate to put this karma into the world. But I could never fucking live with myself if I lost this living angel. Like. I don’t know how long 928 seconds his. But I won’t ever risk losing her.

I CANT RISK LOSING HER

I LOVE HER

my favorite thing about this is that each of them is walking in a different direction, it’s like these girls are off to conquer the entire goddamn world

They’re gonna meet in the middle

I REBLOGGED BEFORE BUT IT GOT BETTER

Perfect.

*slams reblog button*

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life

I spat out my coffee

fUCK

GOTTA KEEP THIS SHIT A L I V E !