The quickest shipper in the wild West

Remus: We’re playing Scrabble

Sirius: It’s a nightmare!

James: Scrabble? But Scrabble’s great!

Peter: Hey that's Pads and Moony!

Peter *waving*: Hey!! Heeeeey! Hey mates! Over here!!

Sirius and Remus *pay absolutely no attention and start making out*

Peter *bulged-out eyes, mid-air hand*: Oh.

Sirius and Remus *making out intensifies*

Peter *frowning harder and harder, incapable of looking away*: Oh. Oh! OH??

James *bursts into room and immediately gets what's happening*

James: Peter-

Peter *absolutely horrified*: That- THAT'S PADFOOT AND MOONY!!

James: Yeah, mate I kno-

Peter *pointing back and forth*: That- THAT'S PADFOOT AND MOONY

James:

Peter: PADFOOT AND MOONY!!!!!

James: Worms, I kno-

Sirius and Remus *start ripping off some clothes*

Peter: PADFOOT AND M- OH MY EYES! MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!

James: PETER, I KNOW!

Peter: YOU KNOW????

remus gets ill quite easily, and it passes relatively easily. sirius had a better immune system, however, when he does get ill, he can barely get out of bed; remus loves taking care of him

always share cigarettes. it’s usually sirius who shares them, although remus doesn’t like how heavy they are

remus absolutely fell first, because sirius was too oblivious to his own feelings in order to sort out what he feels like towards remus

speaking of which, remus is absolutely IN LOVE with sirius. whenever sirius walks into the room, remus’ eyes slip to him, and he’s always brighter around him

sirius initiated their first kiss, and let’s just say remus thought about it for a very long time

out of the two of them, remus is more affectionate. he goes up to sirius and hugs him, gives him little handmade gifts, and sirius just melts

i’m sorry but sirius is taller than remus and he always rests his head on remus’

remus falls asleep literally everywhere and his head always falls on sirius’ shoulder. he just lets him sleep there

they bought the cheapest and shittiest apartment in soho that they could find and then threw a party in it the first night they got there

remus is a passenger princess, sirius loves driving