Brrr... It's Cold in Here

if cats don't want to be grabbed and cuddled they need to stop being such optimal size and shape for that activity

I swear the maine coons are working on it

I mean, my Maine Coon is snugglier than either of my domestic shorthairs. I think Savannah cats have the market on Becoming Too Big to Cuddle

americans think ABSOLUTELY NOTHIN of driving 7 hours. they’ll drive 7 hours just for dinner. they’ll drive 7 hours just for chips and dip

i went to england to visit the family of this boy im dating in birmingham. one of his sisters lived in manchester and his whole family kept being like we wish lila was her you would love her blah blah blah lila would just lobe you blah and I was finally like well why couldn’t she make it? everyone was like lol as we said she’s in manchester??? that’s it. i looked up the distance and it’s like less than two hours away and when me and my dude went to grab a beer later that night I was like so does Lila not get along with your parents like what’s up? again, he’s like babe I told you she’s in manchester. I was like are the villages at war????? he goes “it’s too far. this isn’t holiday.” I was like babe we’ve drivin 4-5 hours for weekend trips to the beach Im just confused- and he cuts me off and goes “that’s American me. We don’t do that here”

I would rather drive from Chicago to NYC and back in the biggest American SUV than spend a couple hours driving in the backroads of Ireland in a smartcar during tourist season.

I'm driving 3 hours one way to take my dog to a birthday party (we're in Texas), soooooo. Yeah, Americans do be like this.

i consider it "roughing it" when I don't have 5G internet.

Woah woah woah, where is the option for hammock camping? Tents are heavy as shit and I'm not sleeping on the ground. Backpacking when you're 4'11" and 135 lbs means ultralight is the only way to roll.

I heard that the pope has a six-pack. that he's shredded

Happy anniversary, you stupid fucks!

happy anniversary

happy anniversary shitheads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy anniversary peebrains

lmfao shoutout to whoever queued this in 2022 and destroyed my notifications today <3

Annoyingly enough, I have seen more full frontal nudity since this "ban" than I ever did before, because everyone stopped tagging it. So, great job staff! You created an environment full of jumpscare titties!

it’s december 1 where’s the christmas tail kitten bring him to me