:p

tbh i love hear me outs but i also love the opposite of hear me outs where it’s like nearly everyone thinks they’re fuckable except you

sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and i'm losing sense of time

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

discord letting you have custom emoji has really ruined my ability to communicate effectively on other apps. what do you mean i cant send jalute. what about givehand. cryingpat. torment. sittinghere. tvek. cant even send my wonderful beloved frogheart. whats the bloody point

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

you’re my favorite

i’m very self aware. which unfortunately hasn’t solved anything

can i be honest tho i kinda hate makeup bc i love licking my lips and rubbing my hands on my face like a cat or a fly annd i also love wiping my eyes like a sleepy infant all the time so basically i cant do it

big fan of when a character is dead and the narrative frames them in a very angelic, soft, gentle manner but then it turns out not only are they still alive (plot twist) but theyre alive in the most gruesome and horrific way. your loving kind mentor who motivates you to fight in their memory came back wrong and theres blood and dirt under their fingernails from clawing they way out of the grave.

your husband who tucks a pillow underneath you as he fucks you so that you’ll be more comfortable; your husband who switches dishes/drinks with you if you did not like your order at a restaurant but appreciated his; your husband who makes sure your body is covered with a blanket so that you do not get cold before pressing a kiss to your forehead. and your husband who hugs you in the morning just to press his bulge against your ass before he eats you out because your pleasure is, ultimately, his

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

i wish there was a way to say "you're right, but this is really ineffective and even counterproductive messaging to anyone who doesn't already agree with you" without sounding like an asshole

bad habits: visiting this fucking website every day 

i hate small talks. i wanna talk about love, death, magic, sex, intellect, the meaning of life, your childhood, what keeps you up night, your insecurity and fears.

the shyest girl you know is probably into the most fucked up, depraved things you could ever imagine