i'm a touchy feely fool

@maxhayashi16: HEY BABY 🥰 thanks for making me look so pretty

@maxhayashi16: my son 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

@maxhayashi16: IT’S MY BABY’S BIRTHDAY

@maxhayashi16: omg hey!!! is this the place in tribeca?? ivy and i aren’t allowed back there because we had sex in the bathroom 💔

@maxhayashi16: PERCYGGYUDSKUKSKJDJDHD

@maxhayashi16: so how many walk me like a dog dm’s have you gotten since posting this?

@maxhayashi16: apollo says you're joining our gym?? omggg welcome!

@maxhayashi16: MY BABY LOOKS SO HANDSOME 😭😭😭

@maxhayashi16: oh this, there are cool as hell, frank!

@maxhayashi16: PUPPY YOGA! that's what's more relaxing than regular yoga! let's go to puppy yoga, james.

@maxhayashi16: Ivy signed my permission slip to ask for once chance.

@maxhayashi16: MY BABY LOOKS SO HAPPY!

@maxhayashi16: welcome to the gang!!!

@maxhayashi16: and absolutely nothing bad is happening! 😅

@maxhayashi16: exactly how much coffee have you had today frank??