evie ♡

you're such a disgusting pervert (i say with barely contained lust ready to eat you alive)

no babe i find your strange and creepy and perverted vibe to be very cute actually

i’ve been feeling like a loser because well i’ve been engaging in loser behaviour and activities like not looking after myself

sorry for acting gross perverted obsessed & deranged. it’s cause i am gross perverted obsessed & deranged

help I’m having ideas beyond my available free time

I can’t sleep, I have to torture myself psychologically

If I keep practicing I might even be a person soon

no ai usage over here. you’re gonna get my shitty authentic writing whether you like it or not

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and i'm losing sense of time

i got that dog in me but it's poorly socialized and i don't take it on as many walks as i should

it is so annoying being so self aware about all my issues like okay what now girl

(no beers in) I lack a lot of the traits people typically define as human and on occasion it haunts me

i’m a slut for plots where the bad boy becomes soft for the girl that everybody least expects him to be with. give me an au where he’s a fuck boy, in a gang, a drug dealer, or just a drop out or somethin and she’s like total girl next door, or a nerd, or just v sweet and innocent, or whatever else and he has to actually try to win her over and there’s a lot of angst cause she just thinks she’s some other girl to him but she’s actually his whole world and he keeps getting angry with himself and her because she won’t believe him

i’m craving a plot where a girl matches up with her best friends brother on tinder and every time she sleeps over from then on she sneaks into his room to spend the night after the best friend has fallen asleep like please and thank you