Hey Sugartits

Its funny because i literally just learned in math class how to find out how many people are in a crowd and its really not that hard at all.

i always laugh whenever we have to centrifuge bacteria because imagine you’re just chilling in some broth with your buds and then someone comes along and puts you in a tube and spins you at fucking 14,000 rpm

i want a shirt that says #get centrifucked

I love crossing the street while cars are turning cuz it’s like wow either you hit me and I die, you hit me and I sue you, or you don’t hit me and I get to cross the street either way I win.

Bada bing

Babadook

Horror movies should include bloopers, so after watching the main film you’ll be able to sleep

Oh my fucking GOD can’t you people just be normal for ONCE IN YOUR LIFE

😞

Where’s all the “Blue Lives Matter” people now?!?! …Or does that only apply when the victims are White? …Or does that only matter if the offenders aren’t also cops?

if you look closely you can see that one of chris evans’ eyes blink .375 seconds faster than the other and it’s the funniest fucking thing

The single greatest scene in anything ever 😂😂😂😂 @skillzyo

this is the single greatest fuck you to physics that ever came out of this show

the white guy is killin me

“hmm..yes..ho….mhm”

*looks nervously at obama* “h….ho………”

What is happeningg right now

this is uh

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