Yaoi is bae for life

Dear Minuiko,

I’ve come up with a response.<3

Love,

Viria.

(a continuation to this, which continued this, which was a payback for this, which was a payback for this)

Sheith Coffee-shop AU: Shiro finally gets to know the grumpy barista and he thinks he’s really cute…  Part 1   

Shut up, PETA, you don’t know anything about real sheep, let alone fake ones.

Real sheep wool never stops growing, becoming thicker and matted as it grows, resulting in too much weight being put on the animal’s body, not too mention the over heating it will cause. 

The wool, when left unchecked, also becomes filthy due to urine and feces getting caught in it, which becomes a breeding ground for bacteria, which attracts flies, which results in maggot infestation. Its animal cruelty to NOT shear your sheep.

Just like real sheep, Wooloo’s wool never stops growing, and grows so fast that it takes just 3 months for it to go from completely shorn back to its usual puffy look. Real sheep’s wool grows much slower though. For example

This is Shrek. Shrek escaped his owners and hid out in a cave, his wool growing unchecked for 6 years.

This is Shrek Unbound. A being beyond human comprehension that came into existence when they shaved Shrek after finally capturing him. 6 years of hauling that thick wool around tempered his muscles and gave him the strength of 50 sheep. The town was destroyed by Shrek mere moments after this photo was taken.

Sheep, goat, Lama, Alpaca, etc have been bred by humans over centuries to have hair that never stops growing. They are 100% dependent on us now. In some states it is actually against the law to not shear these animals at least once a year. 

THIS IS BEYOND UPSETTING

don’t act like this is new. This shit has been happening for years in England.

Did you know people used to be allowed to walk IN Stonehenge, actually touch the stones? But the Salisbury Council and English Heritage councils had to put a stop to that when fucking tourists from abroad would physically break chunks off the stones in order to take them home. When idiot teenagers spray-painted graffiti across them. When fucking twats climbed them.

People come in, people want pieces, people want pictures, people get their shitty pictures and steal pieces, and fuck off, uncaring of the damage they leave behind. 

It’s the same fucking song and dance all over the world in almost every cultural heritage site. Regardless of film or TV. Teach your fucking crotch goblins to respect history, slap your parents’ hands when they try to grab something, steer your sticky fingered grandparents away, and smack your dumbass siblings/cousins if they try to deface something. Hopefully by the time we’re all done, there might be something left over for our great-grand children to enjoy. 

Part 12

Oh they got caught!!! :O

Awwww Keith is shy.

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10) My muse is having a vivid nightmare and is crying out in their sleep.

A hollow moon rose over the crouched form of Shiro, kneeling inside a still field of Forget-Me-Nots. Keith kept trying to cry out to him. Something was wrong. He needed to reach him, but no matter how hard he cried out, no sound escaped his sore, raw throat. 

“It’s ok,” Shiro said, his voice carried on an invisible, somehow unmoving breeze, “You can let go of me. You don’t have to keep holding onto me, or the memories we had together.” 

He kept trying to scream, to argue. I could never forget you, come home! Stop it, come back! I need you! 

Shiro stood, the moon illuminating the form of his broad figure as he turned to face him. His eyes… his eyes were hollow too. Dark and gaunt, empty and unfeeling. He smiled. “After all, I’ve already forgotten you.”

Keith woke with a jolt, sobbing and crying out at the top of his lungs. His immediate attempt to calm himself was to think that it was only a dream; that Shiro was still here. That he was ok. But the comfort of those thoughts was quickly swept away by the reality that Shiro still hadn’t called. Still hadn’t texted. Still hadn’t showed up.

I literally out loud just went “BITCH” and i dnt know if it was at you or Shiro but oh my god I’m afraid

quiet moment

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