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GF: I want you to dominate me Me: *no scopes her a dozen times in a row* GF: wtf Me: noob

although I find both institutions detestable I think they should force the vatican to compete in the Olympics. let's see what those priests can do

we popping the BIGGEST bottles when makorra happens tomorrow

reblog if you're an actual person IRL who gets genuinely upset if you catch someone using ChatGPT and view it as a serious moral failing

cruel and unusual that in order to do something you have to begin

was anyone going to tell me that after beginning you then have to continue as well

love the word lackluster. well it sucks because it’s not shiny

if the tech teacher doesn't know what linux is then he deserves whatever mayhem this middle schooler is going to inflict

THE ORIGINAL? ON MY DASH

this post led to a series of events that had martin scorsese himself reacting to his alleged movie goncharov and it has less than 400k notes almost 3 years later?

adulthood is just telling yourself “and after i’ve done THAT i can finally relax” with increasing desperation