I am not just me // I am also a we

sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs

reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol

Karma will pop me if I don’t

i got the job :)

@elvhenan @potatocrisp

i’m into girls and guys but i’m also really into pasta

What if Harry just obliviated Voldemort and none of the death eaters knew it happened so Harry just went about living a normal life and Voldemort was confused as to why all these people in weird masks kept trying to talk to him

Gilderoy Lockhart Potter, you are named after a Defense Against the Dark Arts Teacher, who taught me the most important skill I ever needed to know.

bless you hp fandom

i’ve become so unintentionally heterophobic in terms of media, like when i’m watching a movie or reading a book as soon as I notice The Signs of a budding hetero romance every bone in my body will groan internally and second hand embarrassment will immobilize me at every trope

Hello my name is I Need Attention and I’m here to scream

me, as a spy: ok gotta be quiet gotta be sneaky my joints: *crack*

This shit is real. Many were given less than 15 mins to evacuate. There are videos of people fleeing the city and the smoke and flames are advancing faster than the traffic is moving. I have friends and family that have lost everything, their pets, homes, vehicles, photo albums. Please signal boost this.

tumbleweeds are called resurrection plants and when they find water in the dessert they bloom again even if they’ve been dead for years.

me: i’m gay straight person: gay is a slur :\  i think you mean homosexual american

can’t wait to come home in a bodybag after seeing cap3 cause it’ll definitely kill me.